‼️RESTING PITCH FACE‼️

🗣‼️”RESTING PITCH FACE”‼️

🗣🗣‼️PITCH‼️PITCH‼️PITCH‼️

🗣🗣🗣‼️DITCH THE PITCH‼️


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🗣‼️”RESTING PITCH FACE”‼️


Every day
There is spam 
Social media’s
Traffic jam


Worse by far
Some disasters
Connecting with
The pitching masters


There’s many here 
Who make a face
Unseen to them
It would disgrace


The pitching games
Are full of crap
They just don’t use
Their thinking cap


So obvious
Lacking knowledge
This pushes people
Over the edge


The secret to life
And best success
Know people first
Sales after service


To jump at us
With proposal
Is really bad
And not noble


Dear connections
Here we go
Some sound advice
On how to show


Make a face
And a meme
Show these people 
You ain’t keen


Protecting you 
And in your space
Show these guys
“Resting Pitch Face”

#PaulaG
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🗣🗣‼️PITCH‼️PITCH‼️PITCH‼️


This compilation
Says it straight
And making faces
Resonates


Here’s some lines
That I will share
I’m sure you have
Some to compare


🗣🗣🗣 ‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️


I’m so excited
Nice to meet you
Tell me now..
What do you do😣


Thanks for connecting
Here’s my intro
Come join me
A 10 min video😳


I saw your profile
Thought I’d connect
Here’s my number..
What the heck😠


Thanks for accepting
Where are you from?
I’ll check my profile
We are so done😤


Check out my post
It’s really great!
Make you a million
So don’t be late!😖


Hey how are you
Want more money
Here’s what to do
It’s bitcoin honey🤯


Liked your profile
And your info
Might I tell you
All about crypto🤬

PaulaG
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🗣🗣🗣‼️ DITCH THE PITCH‼️


You just introduced
Your lack of ability
I know more about you
When you act so silly🤔


Shows you’re about
This approach online
You just made it clear
Your way out of line🤨


This ain’t the way 
To make new friends
No soft skill service
Your message sends😶


The best in business
Know this first
People respond
To unrehearsed🤗


So understand
I’m not a witch
Get to know me
‼️ Ditch the pitch‼️


‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️ 
Are you pitching at me?
We only just met
Now I want to be free


‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️
You hit the wrong place
For Reasons above
Here’s my “Resting Pitch Face!”

#PaulaG