Every day
There is spam 
Social media’s
Traffic jam

Worse by far
Some disasters
Connecting with
The pitching masters

There’s many here 
Who make a face
Unseen to them
It would disgrace

The pitching games
Are full of crap
They just don’t use
Their thinking cap

So obvious
Lacking knowledge
This pushes people
Over the edge

The secret to life
And best success
Know people first
Sales after service

To jump at us
With proposal
Is really bad
And not noble

Dear connections
Here we go
Some sound advice
On how to show

Make a face
And a meme
Show these people 
You ain’t keen

Protecting you 
And in your space
Show these guys
“Resting Pitch Face”


This compilation
Says it straight
And making faces

Here’s some lines
That I will share
I’m sure you have
Some to compare

🗣🗣🗣 ‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️Pitch‼️

I’m so excited
Nice to meet you
Tell me now..
What do you do😣

Thanks for connecting
Here’s my intro
Come join me
A 10 min video😳

I saw your profile
Thought I’d connect
Here’s my number..
What the heck😠

Thanks for accepting
Where are you from?
I’ll check my profile
We are so done😤

Check out my post
It’s really great!
Make you a million
So don’t be late!😖

Hey how are you
Want more money
Here’s what to do
It’s bitcoin honey🤯

Liked your profile
And your info
Might I tell you
All about crypto🤬


You just introduced
Your lack of ability
I know more about you
When you act so silly🤔

Shows you’re about
This approach online
You just made it clear
Your way out of line🤨

This ain’t the way 
To make new friends
No soft skill service
Your message sends😶

The best in business
Know this first
People respond
To unrehearsed🤗

So understand
I’m not a witch
Get to know me
‼️ Ditch the pitch‼️

Are you pitching at me?
We only just met
Now I want to be free

You hit the wrong place
For Reasons above
Here’s my “Resting Pitch Face!”


Published by PaulaG

I am a deep thinker, lover of thoughts, a prolific writer sharing my words. In sharing I am caring. I am a member of the human race with an appetite to motivate, inspire, empower and provoke thinking. I stand for dignity in humanity. I am compelled to a vision that we are all here for a reason, life is like a deck of cards... “My cards. My deal. Life is learning the game!” #opism What is OPISM? I have come up with this term as my nick name is Op and they are my own quotes representing a moral doctorine belief system. Thus...Op+ism=Opism. #opism My Motto! “Dignity is Free” How I live...Embracing Dignity My professional experience is disbursed across industries from financial services and sales to that of personal and emergency care. As one who has trained and coached, mentored and taught; it has become a passion within to witness and feel joy in the achievement and success of others that I have been associated with. I am a lifelong learner and have created and facilitated various training materials. It is through such experience that I discovered the power of positive feedback in both professional and personal manners. I am self disciplined, accountable, determined, humble, loyal and adaptive; but above all I value my integrity! I am a decent human being. It is with my greatest pleasure to share with others the power of positive words.

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